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superordinary) wrote2013-10-15 12:04 am
superordinary) wrote2013-10-15 12:04 am
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4th rebuttal; text/action for the dangan house
[ Last time was Detention with Alter Ego, tonight is the garbage room. Taiki is there with him for company, but every last scrap of food they manage to find is completely rotten and there's no way to know what's safe to drink and what isn't. He can't tell how long he's in there but it feels like days.
Eventually, the hunger becomes too overwhelming and before he realizes what he's doing, his body moving seemingly on its own, he's grabbing an iron pipe from the remnants of the space rocket and lunges toward the Arcafoodfoodfoodfoodfoodnine--
And suddenly Naegi is back in his bed in Goldenrod City, cold and drenched in sweat and the dream still fresh (too fresh) in his mind. He heaves a sigh of relief when he sees his Arcanine fast asleep on the floor next to the bed and he reaches out to scratch the dog behind the ears. Instead of going back to sleep, though, he decides to quietly go downstairs to the kitchen. Maybe it's because he just had a dream about starvation but he really feels like having some food right about now.
Godawful o'clock in the morning is the perfect time for sandwiches and a tub of ice cream, okay. It's also the perfect time for doing FTEs with Ishimaru. ]
[ Later, Ishimaru's gone back to bed and Naegi can't sleep because fuck these nightmares so he decides to write up the following text and post it to the network. It's still godawful o'clock in the morning but maybe someone's around to help him kill some time. ]
How do you keep 30 Eevees and their evolutions from shedding fur all over the house?
Also, what do you do when you can't sleep?
[ That's it, that's the post. He's not even exaggerating about those thirty Eevees. If any other dangans are awake, they'll find him playing tetris in the kitchen or playing with one of the Eevees. ]
Eventually, the hunger becomes too overwhelming and before he realizes what he's doing, his body moving seemingly on its own, he's grabbing an iron pipe from the remnants of the space rocket and lunges toward the Arcafoodfoodfoodfoodfoodnine--
And suddenly Naegi is back in his bed in Goldenrod City, cold and drenched in sweat and the dream still fresh (too fresh) in his mind. He heaves a sigh of relief when he sees his Arcanine fast asleep on the floor next to the bed and he reaches out to scratch the dog behind the ears. Instead of going back to sleep, though, he decides to quietly go downstairs to the kitchen. Maybe it's because he just had a dream about starvation but he really feels like having some food right about now.
Godawful o'clock in the morning is the perfect time for sandwiches and a tub of ice cream, okay. It's also the perfect time for doing FTEs with Ishimaru. ]
[ Later, Ishimaru's gone back to bed and Naegi can't sleep because fuck these nightmares so he decides to write up the following text and post it to the network. It's still godawful o'clock in the morning but maybe someone's around to help him kill some time. ]
How do you keep 30 Eevees and their evolutions from shedding fur all over the house?
Also, what do you do when you can't sleep?
[ That's it, that's the post. He's not even exaggerating about those thirty Eevees. If any other dangans are awake, they'll find him playing tetris in the kitchen or playing with one of the Eevees. ]
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I think the only way to stop them completely would be to shave them all.
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That sounds a little...extreme. I don't think they would like that.
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[Uh, wait. Right, give her brain a second to reboot.]
I hear brushing helps, too. I'm not that great with animals, though, so I don't know if that's a daily thing or not. If it is, that's not very helpful either.
...You know, they're cute but not so cute that I'd feel inclined to keep thirty of them.
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Twenty-eight of them came with the house. I think the previous owner really liked Eevees.
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Someone gave you a house if you took care of all of them? What an odd conditional. Sounds pretty unfair, if you ask me.
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[If she was less tired and more used to being social, she might care about that mistake. At least she's typing and not speaking... Errors. Errors everywhere.]
Noble of you, though. I doubt I would take the time.
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How are you doing, by the way? Which one didy ou take, A or B?
1/2
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I chose A, in the end. I figured that since more people headed west, there would be less surprises for me. Things have been...fine. Pretty much how I expected.
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Doesn't seem like many people take the boat. Anyway, I'm glad to hear things have been fine. It's a lot to adjust to at once, isn't it?
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I did notice that, when people answered me. The people that did take the ferry didn't seem to have a very good reason to, either.
I guess so. Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet, but I'm actually pretty good at adjusting to new circumstances.