???th rebuttal; 4th wall

[superordinary]

[ For some reason, these strange Eevees can be found around Goldenrod today. They're fairly affectionate (?), but the "Upupupupu" noises they make are...kind of unnerving, and there doesn't seem to be a shortage of them. More and more of them keep appearing and they all seem to come from the same place. That place being the Dangan house. ]

[ The door is wide open and a continuous stream of Monovees come out, making "Upupupu" noises in unison as they go their separate ways on their sacred mission to... spread despair or something, who knows. Naegi is standing outside as this this unfolds, and the look of confusion is evident on his face. What the gently caress, Johto. ]

What...am I supposed to do?

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[superordinary]

[ Ugh, that expression. There's no way it's genuine, Naegi thinks. ]

...What are you doing here, Enoshima?

[unphotoshopped]

[And just like that she's shifted, the vapid, insipid nature replaced by something sharp and calculating, her voice sliding down into something equally cold and matter-of-fact.]

Unfortunately, that data seems to be classified to a point well beyond our current level of clearance; however, judging by our current situation, I believe the same question could be asked of you, Naegi-kun. Am I mistaken?

[superordinary]

[ Okay, uh. That's. Naegi really isn't sure what to make of this sudden change and he's left wondering what she's trying to pull. ]

N-no, you're not mistaken. This place isn't exactly good at explaining why we've been brought here.

[ ... ]

Look, can you just...go away or something?