???th rebuttal; 4th wall

[superordinary]

[ For some reason, these strange Eevees can be found around Goldenrod today. They're fairly affectionate (?), but the "Upupupupu" noises they make are...kind of unnerving, and there doesn't seem to be a shortage of them. More and more of them keep appearing and they all seem to come from the same place. That place being the Dangan house. ]

[ The door is wide open and a continuous stream of Monovees come out, making "Upupupu" noises in unison as they go their separate ways on their sacred mission to... spread despair or something, who knows. Naegi is standing outside as this this unfolds, and the look of confusion is evident on his face. What the gently caress, Johto. ]

What...am I supposed to do?

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[flawlessprincess]

[Unfortunately, she has no reason to think otherwise — of course they've ended up here, because they're supposed to be at school. Why would that be strange?]

Here. Wherever this is.

[She motions slightly to their general surroundings.]

[superordinary]

This is Goldenrod City. Um, are you okay...? [ He's probably wondering if she fell and hit her head or something. ]

[flawlessprincess]

...And you don't think it's strange that we're not at school?

[No, seriously, what is going on here...]

[superordinary]

[ What the gently caress. ]

Not particularly. I mean, I've been here for over six months...

[flawlessprincess]

No, you haven't.

[The response is firm and instantaneous.]

You were with me at school. The two of us...

[superordinary]

Don't you remember, Kirigiri-san? Y-you've been here in Johto with me for several months...

[flawlessprincess]

[And all at once, she's tense and coiled like a spring, because of all the questions she's really never wanted to receive again, don't you remember is quite high among them.]

That's not what happened. I don't —

[What is going on?]

The only place we've been is at school. You know that. We're the only ones left.

[superordinary]

[ And Naegi just looks at her like she's some sort of alien from a distant planet, confusion evident. ]

Huh? You're not making any sense, Kirigiri-san.

[flawlessprincess]

...You don't remember what happened?

[superordinary]

No, Kirigiri-san. Why are you saying we're the only ones left? It doesn't make sense.

[flawlessprincess]

Because we are, Naegi-kun.

All of our classmates are dead. You and I are the only ones left alive in the school.

[superordinary]

Kirigiri-san, what's gotten into you? That's not what happened and I know it.

[flawlessprincess]

You're calling me a liar?

[superordinary]

N-no, but... What you've said doesn't make sense at all. It's impossible.

[flawlessprincess]

Fine, then. Don't believe me.

[Ah, yes, and we all remember this attitude — the haughty turn, the dismissive flick of her hair.]

[superordinary]

W-wait, Kirigiri-san...! [ Oh no, not this. He reaches out to settle his hand on her shoulder. ] Don't you want to solve this mystery?