6th rebuttal; text

[superordinary]

[ Good day, Johto! The text that appears on the network today is an unusual one. ]

hello, hello. i am ALTER EGO the PORYGON.
trainer MAKOTO NAEGI has ceased to function normally and is not responding.

this is important and i am at a loss for words. and i rarely lose words!
how do i fix my TRAINER?? :(

did somebody DELETE his system32?
did anybody back up his files?
furthermore, his antenna is bent sideways and is unable to receive WI-FI signals.
KYOUKO KIRIGIRI, you should take better care of his EQUIPMENT!! >8(

(ooc; Naegi is as of today in a canon update coma and will return in a week. In the meantime, you get a distressed cybernetic bird.)

Comments

[superordinary]

MAKOTO NAEGI entered SLEEP MODE last night
and now he is not responding. :(

[doitrockapella]

He hasn't woken up?

...But he is still breathing. He just hasn't...come around?

[superordinary]

no, he has not.
is he broken?

[doitrockapella]

If you have a friend there with you, you should have them take a look at him. Maybe take him to the nearest Pokemon Center for a...full diagnostic.

But my guess is, he's performing a...system update. Not broken, just...not running all of the usual functions, either.

[superordinary]

oh. he should have INFORMED me about the system update in advance.
when will he resume normal functions?

[doitrockapella]

I'm not sure. I know it's only temporary, though; you should be seeing progress in a few days, I'd think.

[superordinary]

okay okay.
that is GOOD.