superordinary: (pkmn; alter ego)
MAKOTO NAEGI < 苗木誠 > ([personal profile] superordinary) wrote2014-04-14 12:54 am

6th rebuttal; text

[ Good day, Johto! The text that appears on the network today is an unusual one. ]

hello, hello. i am ALTER EGO the PORYGON.
trainer MAKOTO NAEGI has ceased to function normally and is not responding.

this is important and i am at a loss for words. and i rarely lose words!
how do i fix my TRAINER?? :(

did somebody DELETE his system32?
did anybody back up his files?
furthermore, his antenna is bent sideways and is unable to receive WI-FI signals.
KYOUKO KIRIGIRI, you should take better care of his EQUIPMENT!! >8(


(ooc; Naegi is as of today in a canon update coma and will return in a week. In the meantime, you get a distressed cybernetic bird.)
freshprints: (SIGH ❈ i am surrounded by idiots)

text;

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-04-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, the fact that she's talking to a small bird-animal-thing helps a lot with that; if it were a person, she'd probably be a lot more defensive, but it's hard to really feel admonished knowing that the snapping is coming from a concerned but generally simple little animal.]

In that case, I'll consider it my obligation to arrange for repairs at once.