6th rebuttal; text

[superordinary]

[ Good day, Johto! The text that appears on the network today is an unusual one. ]

hello, hello. i am ALTER EGO the PORYGON.
trainer MAKOTO NAEGI has ceased to function normally and is not responding.

this is important and i am at a loss for words. and i rarely lose words!
how do i fix my TRAINER?? :(

did somebody DELETE his system32?
did anybody back up his files?
furthermore, his antenna is bent sideways and is unable to receive WI-FI signals.
KYOUKO KIRIGIRI, you should take better care of his EQUIPMENT!! >8(

(ooc; Naegi is as of today in a canon update coma and will return in a week. In the meantime, you get a distressed cybernetic bird.)

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[lullabytes]

Okay. We'll keep an eye out for you.

[ ...

Nanami hasn't even begun to worry about Naegi's memories, but...she has her own reasons for that. ]

Thanks, Kirigiri-senpai. It'll make us feel a lot better with you around.

textjack;

[freshprints]

Ah. There's one last thing, Nanami-san.

...

Please see if you can straighten out Naegi-kun's ahoge, at least somewhat. It will put Alter Ego-san at ease.

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[lullabytes]

[ ...That's a weird request but she will figure out a way to straighten the ahoge even if she has to find hair gel. Which she probably will have. It's a request from Kirigiri and Alter Ego needs it, so.

Look forward to that, Naegi...maybe she can find some industrial strength gel. :|a ]

All right, leave it to me. I'll straighten it out completely.

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[freshprints]

[Surely this can in no way end badly whatsoever.]

I'd appreciate it, thank you.

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[ Surely not!! And Nanami won't reply any further since she is off on her Mission From Kirigiri.

If hair gel doesn't work out, Kirigiri may arrive eventually to find Naegi's ahoge taped straight to a popsicle stick. ...Why did you ask someone who would take this seriously to do this... ]