superordinary: (pkmn; alter ego)
MAKOTO NAEGI < 苗木誠 > ([personal profile] superordinary) wrote2014-04-14 12:54 am

6th rebuttal; text

[ Good day, Johto! The text that appears on the network today is an unusual one. ]

hello, hello. i am ALTER EGO the PORYGON.
trainer MAKOTO NAEGI has ceased to function normally and is not responding.

this is important and i am at a loss for words. and i rarely lose words!
how do i fix my TRAINER?? :(

did somebody DELETE his system32?
did anybody back up his files?
furthermore, his antenna is bent sideways and is unable to receive WI-FI signals.
KYOUKO KIRIGIRI, you should take better care of his EQUIPMENT!! >8(


(ooc; Naegi is as of today in a canon update coma and will return in a week. In the meantime, you get a distressed cybernetic bird.)
crystalballer: (☄ i'm not saying it was aliens...)

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[personal profile] crystalballer 2014-04-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[CUE ALL THE DANGANS FREAKING OUT.]

What do you mean he stopped functioning?! Is he breathing at least??

[Please don't die on us Naegi-chi--not that you can but Hagakure obviously forgot that.]
crystalballer: (pic#6746405)

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[personal profile] crystalballer 2014-04-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well that's good.

[So...maybe it's like with what happened to Ishimaru? In that case, he can only wonder what Naegi's going through back home, or how much he's going through.]

Did Kirigiri-chi get back to you, Alter Ego? If anyone's gonna have a plan of attack for this, it's her.