6th rebuttal; text

[superordinary]

[ Good day, Johto! The text that appears on the network today is an unusual one. ]

hello, hello. i am ALTER EGO the PORYGON.
trainer MAKOTO NAEGI has ceased to function normally and is not responding.

this is important and i am at a loss for words. and i rarely lose words!
how do i fix my TRAINER?? :(

did somebody DELETE his system32?
did anybody back up his files?
furthermore, his antenna is bent sideways and is unable to receive WI-FI signals.
KYOUKO KIRIGIRI, you should take better care of his EQUIPMENT!! >8(

(ooc; Naegi is as of today in a canon update coma and will return in a week. In the meantime, you get a distressed cybernetic bird.)

Comments

[ardent]

[Sadly enough, he understood what she meant the first time, if for no better reason than that's how he'd think to word it; the other attempts are...nice, however.

It's probably to be expected that something odd is going to happen to everyone's behavior when Protag-kun goes into a coma; let's be honest with ourselves, it was either going to be a sudden epidemic of #TRYING or a re-enactment of Lord of the Flies.]

I appreciate it, Kirigiri-kun. Thank you.

[...at least it's not Lord of the Flies.]

[freshprints]

[And then all the Dangans got stranded on an island and — wait.]

I'll be on the front porch and ready to leave at 9 AM.

[ardent]

[...but did we lie, though]

You know I won't be late.