ding dong that is wrong (fourth wall event; anywhere, anytime)

[superordinary]

( SCENARIO A )

[ Some hooded guy is running around like a headless Torchic on X Speed. And by hooded I mean his hoodie is zipped all the way up and preventing him from seeing anything. What does this result in?

Naegi running into every possible object on Arceus's green Earth. That includes the street lights, brick walls, you, your Dialga and everything else. He'd pull the zipper down if he could but the powers that be makes it impossible because they don't want to give him a fucking break.

Other people can pull it down for him, thankfully. But it'll inevitably zip itself back up after a while. ]

( SCENARIO B )



[ Dun dun dun. Enter the majestic beast, Monosaring. Has your life been plagued by a lack of meaningful chase scenes accompanied by appropriate music lately? Do you think you can outrun a bear?

Now here's your chance to find out! Naegi's already running as fast as his legs can possibly carry him. ]

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ding dong i'm the judge my word is law

[superordinary]

[ The Butterfree gives Togami an indignant look when he touches her, and turns her face away. Who is this plebian and why is he touching meeeeeeeee. ]

I caught her as a Caterpie. She went from a caterpillar to a butterfly, which I saw with my own eyes. This world is populated with creatures like Mizue here; surely they can't all be fake? Monobear is one thing but we're talking about the wildlife of an entire region.

ding dong sorry try again

[calculating]

[Butterfree should be honored! Not everyone gets to touch Togami's wealthy and perfect hand. Fukawa would probably kill for that privilege, and not just because of Syo being Syo.]

It's certainly possible, were someone dedicated enough to do so. It'd likely be a waste of time unless someone had a particularly convincing reason for doing that, however. [but Togami is still very very unsure what to do with all this Pokemon shit okay.]