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ding dong that is wrong (fourth wall event; anywhere, anytime)

( SCENARIO A )

[ Some hooded guy is running around like a headless Torchic on X Speed. And by hooded I mean his hoodie is zipped all the way up and preventing him from seeing anything. What does this result in?

Naegi running into every possible object on Arceus's green Earth. That includes the street lights, brick walls, you, your Dialga and everything else. He'd pull the zipper down if he could but the powers that be makes it impossible because they don't want to give him a fucking break.

Other people can pull it down for him, thankfully. But it'll inevitably zip itself back up after a while. ]

( SCENARIO B )

[ Dun dun dun. Enter the majestic beast, Monosaring. Has your life been plagued by a lack of meaningful chase scenes accompanied by appropriate music lately? Do you think you can outrun a bear?

Now here's your chance to find out! Naegi's already running as fast as his legs can possibly carry him. ]

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[He's not really sure what the hell is going on here, or why he's got some attack monsters with him, but you know what, that someone running around with their stupid hoodie zipped all the way up is a bit more concerning at the moment. Mostly because he knows that hoodie--unfortunately--so chances are he can guess who it is running around like that. But of course, he's going to wait until after Naegi's hit that mailbox and fallen over before walking toward him to see what the hell he thinks he's doing.]

Should I even ask what you think you're doing?

Togami-kun? Is that you? [ Okay, he'd recognize that voice anywhere. He slowly pulls himself back up on his feet once he recovers from hitting that mailbox, and "looks" in the direction of Togami's voice. ]

[He should just turn around and walk away. Turn around and leave Naegi to embarrass himself. In fact, he's very, very tempted to do just that. But for some reason, he decides not to. Probably because, as unlikely as it is, there's the chance that Naegi might have answers, and answers are always a good thing. But with his current appearance, that's looking like a pretty big gamble.

So, in response, he sighs and waits just a bit longer before he decides what it is he wants to actually say to Naegi.]

You look ridiculous. Either fix your hood or go somewhere you won't be seen like that.

I'm aware. The zipper is stuck, though. [ He gives it a yank to demonstrate that nope, it's not possible for him to unzip dat shit. ]

When did you get here?

[Clearly you just aren't trying hard enough, Naegi. But unluckily for you, Togami isn't about to help with that.]

Unimportant. Where is "here," anyway? [if Naegi even knew since, you know, he couldn't see.]

[Hey Naegi, it might be a good idea to get out of the way like now, because a very familiar-looking classmate is heading towards your position and fast, with the intent to kick Monosaring right in its monochromatic gut.]

Johto. In the world of Pokémon.

[ Naegi doesn't have the time to recognize her beyond "hey she kind of looks familiar"-- as soon as he registers the blur running towards him, he flings himself out of the way. Monosaring doesn't have enough time to react either, and the kick is enough for it to topple over and land on its rear end on the ground. ]

Edited 2013-06-01 18:19 (UTC)

[AND IT'S GOOD!

With the kick having successfully knocked over the bear, Sakura turns to face Naegi. Of course, her guard is still up, just in case the beast decides to come back for a heaping helping of seconds.]

Are you uninjured, Naegi?

[Right. Uh huh. Nice story, Naegi.]

Is that what you've been told? I'd ask if you've actually seen it for yourself, but it's clear to me that you haven't.

Eh? What makes you think that? I'm telling you the truth.

[ Monoursaring growls menacingly and rises to its feet, although it refrains from attacking for the time being. The surprise of seeing a dead classmate being alive and well doesn't hit Naegi as hard as it did when Ishimaru and Mondo showed up, but it still takes him a few seconds before he manages to respond. ]

I-I'm okay, Oogami-san... Did you just arrive?

Just how hard did you hit your head when you fell? [because he really doesn't know where he should even begin with why that is a dumb answer.]

...That has nothing to do with anything, Togami-kun. [ He grabs one of the Pokéballs clipped to his side and presses the button in the middle. A Butterfree emerges with a flash of light. ]

Does this suffice as proof? Pokémon are real here.

[ A butterfly the size of a small child coming out of something no larger than a tennis ball has to count for something, right? ]

Correct. I arrived here, wherever "here" is, merely a few minutes ago. I trust your situation is quite similar?

[Since, she was just with him and the rest of their classmates outside of Hope's Peak. So obviously the same must be true for him.

...nevermind the fact that he's looking a lot less injured than she remembered.]

Not quite... I've been here for almost two months. This place is called Johto.

[way to not answer his question, Naegi. Spoilers: he's guessing pretty hard. But yeah okay he can't deny that looked pretty realistic. Just to test it out, Togami reaches forward and touches Butterfree. ...Well his hand didn't go through it, so. Welp.]

Not quite. Just because it exists like this doesn't make it alive. [it could be advanced animatronics, okay.]

[She has no idea what the hell a "Johto" is, but that part doesn't matter. Frankly, she's more concerned about the "almost two months" thing.]

I...see...

[Although judging by the look on her face, she's having a hard time believing it. But this IS Naegi we're talking about, he wouldn't lie to her.

...not that he COULD. You don't have to be Celes to see right through this protag.]

[ The Butterfree gives Togami an indignant look when he touches her, and turns her face away. Who is this plebian and why is he touching meeeeeeeee. ]

I caught her as a Caterpie. She went from a caterpillar to a butterfly, which I saw with my own eyes. This world is populated with creatures like Mizue here; surely they can't all be fake? Monobear is one thing but we're talking about the wildlife of an entire region.

Um, I understand if you don't believe it... but it's the truth.

It...is rather difficult to believe, yes, but...I cannot doubt you, Naegi. Two months passing would certainly explain why your injuries have healed.

Eh? My...injuries? [ The look on his face is basically saying "What". ]

Yes. The injuries you received from pushing Ikusaba of the way of Monobear's attack. Do you not recall this?

N-no... [ He shakes his head. ] I don't remember anything like that happening, Oogami-san.

[Butterfree should be honored! Not everyone gets to touch Togami's wealthy and perfect hand. Fukawa would probably kill for that privilege, and not just because of Syo being Syo.]

It's certainly possible, were someone dedicated enough to do so. It'd likely be a waste of time unless someone had a particularly convincing reason for doing that, however. [but Togami is still very very unsure what to do with all this Pokemon shit okay.]

With her help, as well as your own, we were able to escape from the Mastermind's clutches unscathed. I am finding it...difficult to believe that you of all people would not recall such important events.

[DID SOMEONE ASK FOR A COMEDY RELIEF CHARACTER?

NO?

WELL HE'S HERE ANYWAY]

GYAAAAAHHH!!

[Kazuichi has longer legs than Naegi, but he's so disoriented that his running is failing to go any faster than the shorter first-game protagonist. Either way, he is trying his HARDEST to get the hell away from that mono.... thing. Try not to run into him.]

Aw, man, just th'littler version of that stupid bear was bad enough!

[WOE IS HIM. He's also got a Magnemite floating worriedly after him, though he seems to be just as frightened of it as well. What is going on. h e l p]

[ CUE NAEGI RUNNING INTO SOUDA LIKE THE BRILLIANT PERSON HE IS ]

-- Aaaaaaaaaaarghhhh?!

[KA-WHUMP]

Aaack! [HE BOWLS OVER THE POOR SAP and somersaults into a heap over him. Well that was disorienting.] Wh-what the-- Hinata?

[A brief pause, a better look--] No, you ain't him-- anyway, forget that! That Monobear thing's gonna catch up at this rate!

[SCRAMBLING TO HIS FEET]

Eh? [ Who is this Hinata chap? Naegi would ask if he wasn't in a hurry to get back up on his feet before the Monosaring catches up. He has his priorities in order, okay, and he can ask stuff later. ]

We have to hide somewhere, quick!

I dunno where we are, so I ain't no help with that! [SAVE HIM OH PROTAG] You got an idea?

I don't! Do you see anywhere we can hide?

[panic panic panic PANIC--]

Th-There! [He points urgently to a cottage not far off, and Magnemite hums in agreement which startles him.] Gah-- We can bust into someone's house if we got a good reason, right?!

[ That sure is one conveniently located cottage. Naegi approves of this. ]

Being chased by a Monobear is a good reason! Let's go there!

Edited 2013-06-04 03:54 (UTC)

Don't gotta tell me twice!

[MORE YAKETY SAX RUNNING let's hope to high heavens that they get there without being seen by the thing ohgod. KAZUICHI CAN'T GET THAT DOOR OPEN FAST ENOUGH OH CRAP

how degrading is it to cower immediately when they get inside]

Edited 2013-06-04 04:07 (UTC)

[ Once they're inside, Naegi quickly slams the door shut. He frantically looks around for a second before spotting a chair, which he grabs and lodges the door so it won't open. ]

Are you okay...? That was close.

Aw, man.... why does this kinda thing gotta happen... [well, he's... crying, though that seems to be a constant. WELP]

I-- I will be... What even was that kinda look on Monobear, though... An' this thing?!

[MAGNEMITE IS SO CONFUSED HE JUST WANTS TO HELP]

Um, that thing is your Pokémon, I believe. I'm sure he's friendly! As for Monobear... I don't know why it looked like that, since he's usually a robot.... and that one looked more like a real bear...

Pokémon... Like those video games? [Oh..... He looks at Magnemite with more curiosity and confusion than fear, now.] I've worked on a few'a those cartridges, but I didn't think... [He watches Magnemite pull his security wrench out of his pocket using its magnets, looking a little awed.

...But then the synapses in his brain finally spark and his eyebrows furrow together in confusion again. Wait. Waitwaitwait.]

Hold on-- how d'you know about Monobear?

[ ... ... ... ...

...It doesn't hit him until Souda asks exactly that. This guy shouldn't know about Monobear. Or rather, he shouldn't be asking this -- if he's seen the broadcast, he should know why Naegi knows about Monobear and he should've recognized him by now. ]

B...because I'm from Hope's Peak Academy.

Aaah? No way... That ain't right! Y'mean Monobear's been t'the school, too?

[Wait, but that means...] So he really did mess with our memories? Argh... I didn't want to believe it, but....

[...souda... you're probably not helping poor naegi's confusion.]

[ Souda used confusion! It's super effective!! ]

Huh? I don't understand what you mean when you said he's messed with your memories...but he is at the school. He locked us up and forced us to kill each other...!

He did that t'us too! Er-- well, we ain't in Hope's Peak, we were taken to an island 'fore we got t'the school... but the killin' part's the same!

[Naegi's Synchronize activated! Souda is confused ~~even though that technically doesn't work~~!!]

[ Naegi tenses a little at that. ] So he's running not one, but two of his games...

[ And possibly more? What if everyone on the student roster were whisked off to various locations for Monobear's own amusement? ]

S-shit.

...How? I'm sorry, Oogami-san, but none of the things you're saying makes sense. It couldn't have happened. Mukuro Ikusaba is dead. [ You're dead, he adds, but only in his own thoughts. ]

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ding dong that is wrong (fourth wall event; anywhere, anytime)

ding dong you are wrong. scenario a

ding dong your face is wrong

ding dong i'm byakuya togami

ding dong i have evidence that contradicts your statement

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B because it involves hitting things

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ding dong sorry try again

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scenario b

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