???th rebuttal; fourth wall

[superordinary]

[ It's that time of the year again, and Naegi has decided to stay away from high places this time if he gets a say in where he's going to spend the day. He'd rather just have a nice, quiet afternoon with nothing too insane happening to him. The large machine that appeared in the middle of the street from nowhere reminds him of murderschool but he remembers getting some nice stuff out of it, so it's... actually acceptable and doesn't bother him too much; it beats explosive Monobears any day of the week, really. ]

I wonder what I'll get this time?

[ There are large piles of Monobear coins surrounding the machine, so all he has to do is to scoop up a handful and shove it into the machine and see what comes out.

This site can be used to randomize the item you get out of it, should you want to give it a try. ]

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[superordinary]

Just ignore the face.

[ Because that's a good idea. Let's pretend there are no Monobears on it. ]

And yep, that's exactly how it works! Some of the prizes are kinda bizarre, but most are decent.

[loveisanopendoor]

Well, I'll give it a shot and see what I can get!

[She sticks her coin in there and gives it a spin...and out comes a pair of roller slippers!]

Woah! Are these cozy shoes on wheels..?!

[superordinary]

[ Not bad, Naegi thinks - it beats getting underwear, at least. ]

Yes! You can roll around indoors if you put them on.

[loveisanopendoor]

Roll around indoors, huh? Well, it's certainly a bit more convenient than riding my bike around inside...for some reason, nowadays I can't do that anymore.

[superordinary]

...Why would you ride your bike indoors?

[loveisanopendoor]

It's as good of a place as any!