???th rebuttal; fourth wall

[superordinary]

[ It's that time of the year again, and Naegi has decided to stay away from high places this time if he gets a say in where he's going to spend the day. He'd rather just have a nice, quiet afternoon with nothing too insane happening to him. The large machine that appeared in the middle of the street from nowhere reminds him of murderschool but he remembers getting some nice stuff out of it, so it's... actually acceptable and doesn't bother him too much; it beats explosive Monobears any day of the week, really. ]

I wonder what I'll get this time?

[ There are large piles of Monobear coins surrounding the machine, so all he has to do is to scoop up a handful and shove it into the machine and see what comes out.

This site can be used to randomize the item you get out of it, should you want to give it a try. ]

Comments

[hopeslastreward]

About twenty minutes ago.

[It's only due to the grace of his Pokégear that he knows where "here" is at all.]

What about you?

[superordinary]

An hour ago, I think.

[ ... ]

You're still new, so this is your first time experiencing this. Every six months or so, things get really strange here.

[hopeslastreward]

[They certainly do, Naegi, they certainly do.]

...This is a regular occurrence?

[Honestly. Pokéland just keeps getting weirder and weirder. So, like any responsible adult, Komaeda takes a monocoin and pops it into the machine, just to see what comes out...]

[White Rabbit Earmuffs.]

[superordinary]

Yeah. But things go back to normal after a few days.

[ Not bad, Komaeda! Those earmuffs are better than tumbleweed or underwear, at least. ]

[hopeslastreward]

[ ... ]

[Quietly... hangs earmuffs... around neck... look he needed earmuffs okay]

Do we keep the items?