ding dong that is wrong (fourth wall event; anywhere, anytime)

[superordinary]

( SCENARIO A )

[ Some hooded guy is running around like a headless Torchic on X Speed. And by hooded I mean his hoodie is zipped all the way up and preventing him from seeing anything. What does this result in?

Naegi running into every possible object on Arceus's green Earth. That includes the street lights, brick walls, you, your Dialga and everything else. He'd pull the zipper down if he could but the powers that be makes it impossible because they don't want to give him a fucking break.

Other people can pull it down for him, thankfully. But it'll inevitably zip itself back up after a while. ]

( SCENARIO B )



[ Dun dun dun. Enter the majestic beast, Monosaring. Has your life been plagued by a lack of meaningful chase scenes accompanied by appropriate music lately? Do you think you can outrun a bear?

Now here's your chance to find out! Naegi's already running as fast as his legs can possibly carry him. ]

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ding dong no

[calculating]

[Right. Uh huh. Nice story, Naegi.]

Is that what you've been told? I'd ask if you've actually seen it for yourself, but it's clear to me that you haven't.

ding dong you get penalized for that

[superordinary]

Eh? What makes you think that? I'm telling you the truth.

ding dong you get penalized for penalizing me

[calculating]

Just how hard did you hit your head when you fell? [because he really doesn't know where he should even begin with why that is a dumb answer.]

ding dong you lose your badge

[superordinary]

...That has nothing to do with anything, Togami-kun. [ He grabs one of the Pokéballs clipped to his side and presses the button in the middle. A Butterfree emerges with a flash of light. ]

Does this suffice as proof? Pokémon are real here.

[ A butterfly the size of a small child coming out of something no larger than a tennis ball has to count for something, right? ]

ding dong i'm the prosecutor i don't get my badge taken away

[calculating]

[way to not answer his question, Naegi. Spoilers: he's guessing pretty hard. But yeah okay he can't deny that looked pretty realistic. Just to test it out, Togami reaches forward and touches Butterfree. ...Well his hand didn't go through it, so. Welp.]

Not quite. Just because it exists like this doesn't make it alive. [it could be advanced animatronics, okay.]

ding dong i'm the judge my word is law

[superordinary]

[ The Butterfree gives Togami an indignant look when he touches her, and turns her face away. Who is this plebian and why is he touching meeeeeeeee. ]

I caught her as a Caterpie. She went from a caterpillar to a butterfly, which I saw with my own eyes. This world is populated with creatures like Mizue here; surely they can't all be fake? Monobear is one thing but we're talking about the wildlife of an entire region.

ding dong sorry try again

[calculating]

[Butterfree should be honored! Not everyone gets to touch Togami's wealthy and perfect hand. Fukawa would probably kill for that privilege, and not just because of Syo being Syo.]

It's certainly possible, were someone dedicated enough to do so. It'd likely be a waste of time unless someone had a particularly convincing reason for doing that, however. [but Togami is still very very unsure what to do with all this Pokemon shit okay.]