voicemail.

[superordinary]

"Hello! You've reached Makoto Naegi — I'm not available right now, so please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible."

available for:
( voice | text | video | misc* )

* Anything else! It can be a message tied to a rock thrown through a window, or it can be an action thread if neither of us feel like making a separate post for it.

Comments

Route 29; 06/05/2013

[ardent]

[...well, at least there's the small favor in that Ishimaru's not doing this at hideous o'clock in the morning, as he'd wanted to; he'd managed to hold off for a few hours before morbid curiosity had gotten the best of him. It wasn't unheard of for him to not see Naegi for decent periods of time, but after last weekend...well.

He still doesn't like how everything's going all staticky, though, so text it is.]

Naegi-kun - if you could get in contact with me whenever you can, that would be greatly appreciated.

[superordinary]

[ Thank Arceus for small blessings. Naegi tends to get up at 7 in the morning, mostly out of habit. It's a routine Monobear more or less had drilled into him during those weeks inside the school -- and during his first few days in Johto, he learned that it was better to get up with the sun and use the light hours of the day to travel so sleeping in wasn't something he did often.

Naegi's response comes approximately ten minutes after receiving Ishimaru's. ]

Hey, Ishimaru-kun. Did something happen?

8/02; text

[readapts]

Naegi-kun?

When you have a chance, do you think that we could talk for a few minutes...? I wanted to ask you about something.

8/02; text

[superordinary]

Sure, we can do that. Where should we meet? I just got off work so I'm not doing anything right now.

08/20

[ardent]

Naegi-kun - whenever you're available, I need to talk to you.

[superordinary]

Ishimaru-kun. Is it about Celes-san?

voice 8/27 - surprise (this'll be short though)

[beholdmydemons]

-confounded thing - Are you the fellow with the giant dog?

voice

[superordinary]

Um...Yeah, I am. Did you want something?

08/30

[ardent]

Naegi-kun! It's nothing urgent, but I do have a request, if you don't mind.

08/30

[superordinary]

Hey, Ishimaru-kun. What is it?

12/8 - sometime after Nanami's intro

[freshprints]

:)

[YES, THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF HER OPENER. Hello, Naegi-kun.]

SDR2 SPOILER WARNING ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

[superordinary]

Hey, Kirigiri-san. Good timing.

[ He was just about to text her. ]

January 12 - shortly after Ishimaru's post

[freshprints]

I'm texting because I think it'd be best if I avoided Ishimaru-kun for awhile, and I don't know if you're with him right now.

[superordinary]

I'm in the kitchen. I just got rid of the butter.

February 1 | 1/2

[freshprints]

ATT: IMG7119.png

[freshprints]

...Ah. It didn't come out very well.

2/8

[ardent]

Naegi-kun, I need to talk to you for a moment.

[superordinary]

About what, Ishimaru-kun?

[ He has a bad feeling about this... ]

text; 2/13

[lullabytes]

Naegi-senpai, have you ever been to Ecruteak?

While you were there, did you see anything interesting...? Or anywhere else in your travels.

[ Pretty sure he's the legendary protagonist. It makes sense right. ]

[superordinary]

I was there the other day to get the Fog Badge, actually. We (I'm travelling with Ishimaru-kun) were only there for a day but I got to see the Burned Tower up close. It was interesting.

Valentine's

[puppetnurse]

Happy Valentine's, Naegi-san. You're going to find one small bag of chocolates from Tsumiki in your PC today.

[delivery]

[beholdmydemons]

[One BLOOBER has been sent to your PC.

NATURE: Bold
CHARACTERISTIC: Somewhat of a clown
GENDER: Male
LEVEL: 15
OT: Walter | capture | Great Ball | Route 36 | 2/13/14

A rare and mysterious Bloober. "Hi, I'm Bloober, and welcome to Jackass." (Incidentally, Bloobers are highly resistant to concussive force.)

ABILITY: Hydration
MOVESET: Tackle, Bubble, Absorb, Protect, Bide

Happy Bloobentine's Day.]

text; 3/03

[freshprints]

Naegi-kun, are you there?

text;

[superordinary]

I am. What is it, Kirigiri-san?

text | backdated to 3/16, evening

[codeforhope]

Is it ok if I talk to you for a little while, Naegi-kun? I'm sorry if you were busy or asleep.

[superordinary]

Of course it's okay, Fujisaki-san. I'm not busy.

3/28 - forward-dated to sometime that isn't stupid o'clock at night

[ardent]

Naegi-kun, I have something to ask you about, whenever you have the time!

[...uh. Well. You'll get another text a couple of seconds after he sends that first one, because oops.]

It's nothing urgent, I just need your advice about something.

[superordinary]

Advice about what, Ishimaru-kun?

action | idk 5/1 i guess

[beholdmydemons]

[AS PROMISED he is here, knocking on the door sometime in the after-work part of the afternoon. No warning, just a Walter fresh from wandering around the city for battles.

And a dog yelling NAEG' HOY HOY GOOD HOY.]

[superordinary]

[ To the surprise of absolutely no one in the house, the mass of Eevees are in the foyer before Naegi because omg a visitor. Like the hivemind they apparently they are, they storm en masse the second Naegi twists the knob and pulls the door open.

I hope you prepared yourself, Walter, because here they come all at once. ]

Text; 6/1

[codeforhope]

Naegi-kun, you have a Ditto, don't you?

[superordinary]

Yeah, I do. Did you want to borrow him?

8/14 | anonymous text;

[doitrockapella]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[superordinary]

why is the spelling so ATROCIOUS?????

text; 8/14 NOT REMOTELY ANONYMOUS

[lullabytes]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

text; 8/14 sorry not sorry

[neededlassie]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[8/14] Anon text

[babel_hacker]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

10/10

[freshprints]

When you have a minute, there's something I'd like to ask you about. If that's all right.

[superordinary]

[ ...Huh. He's not sure what this is about, but he replies almost immediately. ]

Of course it's all right, Kyouko.

Valentine's Pidgey Post

[awesmazings]

[Naegi will be receiving a nicely wrapped bag of chocolates today! His are all in the shape of little Sentret. Along with the box there is a note:]

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!

~Jimmy

[superordinary]

[ BLESS YOU JIMMY YOU ARE A GOOD SOUL ]

→ 2/14, secret delivery; ♥

[freshprints]

[Looks like someone got a little creative during chocolate-making because waiting on a little table near Naegi's bed today, arranged carefully on a little round tray covered with wax paper, is a set of six milk chocolate shotglasses, each filled with whipped cream and decorated with a unique topping — a raspberry, a drizzle of caramel, sprinkles, a dusting of cinnamon, and so on.

In the middle is an empty seventh glass; presumably that's a make-your-own addition to the display.]

Happy Valentine's Day. :)

[GUESS WHO.]

[superordinary]

[ ...A WIZARD DID IT, RIGHT? ]